Went to sleep real…woke up real-uh– Ya Woe Plies
once again...I'M CRUSHIN
billoreilly-is-king: tsarcasm: you don’t even understand how watching this makes me feel DUANE!
literallysame: alright, the cupcakes are in the oven time to make the bacon for this frosting
TUMBLR GAME STRESSFUL: letter to my future... →
queefnasty: dear hairline i know in about 15-20 years you’re gonna leave ya boy and move on up to the deluxe apartment at the top of my head. eventually imma be a miserable old nigga with gray hair and i just wanna take the time out to thank you for being a good hairline to ya boy. i know them aint shit barbers tried to fuck you up in the past and i apologize but you know when you begin to...
Double chin game stressful.
hey dont forget to admire your naked body in the...
and say to yourself one day you will be dead you will be inert matter rotting beneath the earth and until then expect only deadening toil and mute cruelty from your dealings with your fellow men and understand that the ways of god are profound and unknowable you sexy fuck you cutie little good body bitch