Why do I even log on to these social networks daily?? WHY?!?!
Oh, that’s right. So I can see what fckery abounds in the world. And there is a’plenty. A’PLENTY, I SAY!
Today for some odd reason the atrocity that is “Jordan Heels” was trending on Twitter. Again, WHY??Just in case you don’t know what Jordan Heels are, stop what you’re doin’ cuz I’m about to ruin the image and the style that you’re used to. #WordToHumpty.
This here is a Jordan Heel.
Alert Homeland Security. These should never cross our boarders.
These shoes are the proof of us living in a world of confusion. End days, y’all. Jordan Heels are what keep credit scores low, children out of libraries and chicken from being fried. This Corrupted Foot Couture is why President Obama is graying so fast and why I can’t get a date. These “shoes” are a scourge upon society. Jordan Heels make Jesus cry.
Man, listen…I did not go to Calvary for this bull.
Why do these exist? Who sanctioned this bullshyt? I know it couldn’t have been a woman. No woman in her right mind would think to take the comfort and safety of a sneaker and genetically infuse it with the torturous uncertainty of a high-heeled shoe and create the ugliest thing ever stitched in a Chinese sweatshop. AND which yamp is buying this and wearing it out like this is what makes their life complete? Who was with their homie and saw these in the popular urban wear store down at the strip mall and was like “Gurrrlll, dese gon’ go good wit dat #alphet I got outta Dots last week. Finna wear dese to da club an’ stunt on hoez!”
Oh. Here she is:
Ma’am, what you’re doing is emotional terrorism upon The Savior.
Ya’ll need to cut this out. Boycott. Write letters of protest. If see someone pick them up in the store, run and tackle that broad to the ground. INTERVENE! For the sake of our people! Dare I say, for the sake of the nation. When our women wear Jordan Heels, the terrorists win!!!
Save our sisters. Save ourselves. Amen.
i don’t think i can breath! should i give up or should i just keep chasing pavements? “Jordan heels make jesus cry” and the last pic. Yes, i would like to quit this planet now. thank you. oh and I love this lady! lmao!
"I got shot tryna shoot somebody……..I ran out bullets……..I got inna hallway, tryna catch me some shelta……I run out, getem off me….but I’m all bust up but i-idnt realize…….I been hit all in my HAART……you know and I’m movin wit BULLETS in me…..i mean they travelin….I mean the more I move the worser it was gettin"